NO, I AM NOT THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS. YOU’RE LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER, TED.
I DON’T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.
I HAVE A LIFE. I HAVE FEELINGS. I THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING AND TO BE HONEST I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO. WHAT’S IT ALL FOR. I’VE GOT KIDS. WHAT KIND OF A WORLD AM I GOING TO LEAVE BEHIND?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE EXPECTED TO BE HAPPY ALL THE DAMN TIME?
I’M A FUCKING ANIMAL, NOT A CONCEPT. YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO SHITS RAINBOWS, GO FIND TED.
