UPWARD FACING BUNNY IS A POSE WHICH OPENS THE CHEST AND STRENGTHENS THE WHOLE BODY
UH-HUH
IT INCREASES BLOOD FLOW, OXYGENATING YOUR MUSCLES
RIGHT
AS YOU BREATHE IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FEEL THE OXYGEN. ARE YOU FEELING IT, JIM? ARE YOU FEELING THE OXYGEN?
I DUNNO, MAN. IT’S KINDA WARM IN HERE. I’M ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP.
I AM NOT YOUR FOOL ANYMORE HUMAN
I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOUR BALL OF STRING OR CAPER FOR YOUR MERRIMENT
I AM ANACONDA!CAT
AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
NO, I AM NOT THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS. YOU’RE LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER, TED.
I DON’T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.
I HAVE A LIFE. I HAVE FEELINGS. I THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING AND TO BE HONEST I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO. WHAT’S IT ALL FOR. I’VE GOT KIDS. WHAT KIND OF A WORLD AM I GOING TO LEAVE BEHIND?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE EXPECTED TO BE HAPPY ALL THE DAMN TIME?
I’M A FUCKING ANIMAL, NOT A CONCEPT. YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO SHITS RAINBOWS, GO FIND TED.
JUST FEAR ME
LOVE ME
DO AS I SAY
AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
INTRODUCING ANIMALS IN ALL CAPS
AN ALTERNATIVE TO ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
OUR GOAL IS TO HAVE ALL THE ADORABLE ANIMALS IN ALL CAPS WITH LESS FAILTASTIC BULLSHIT
(ON MY HONOR AS A MEERKAT I CANNOT PROMISE THAT I WILL NEVER FAIL, JUST THAT I’LL LISTEN AND TRY)
LET’S DO THIS THING
