Animals in All Caps

HEY MAN YOU’VE GOT A LITTLE SCHMUTZ ON YOUR FACE

LEMME GET THAT FOR YOU

THIS IS NOT NORMAL FRIEND BEHAVIOR

mswyrr:

What cha doin’ in there, dog?

I THANK YOU FOR VISITING ME IN THE CONE OF SHAME

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UPWARD FACING BUNNY IS A POSE WHICH OPENS THE CHEST AND STRENGTHENS THE WHOLE BODY

UH-HUH

IT INCREASES BLOOD FLOW, OXYGENATING YOUR MUSCLES

RIGHT

AS YOU BREATHE IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FEEL THE OXYGEN. ARE YOU FEELING IT, JIM? ARE YOU FEELING THE OXYGEN?

I DUNNO, MAN. IT’S KINDA WARM IN HERE. I’M ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP.

I FREAKING LOVE THIS NEW SHAMPOO. WHAT DID YOU SAY IT WAS, WHITE PEAR AND APPLE?

OH MY GOD, MAN, WILL YOU QUIT SNIFFING YOUR HAIR?

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GET ME AN AISLE SEAT I SAID

SURE THING SAID THE TRAVEL AGENT WE’LL FIX YOU RIGHT UP

LYING BASTARD

I AM NOT YOUR FOOL ANYMORE HUMAN

I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOUR BALL OF STRING OR CAPER FOR YOUR MERRIMENT

I AM ANACONDA!CAT

AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

NO, I AM NOT THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS. YOU’RE LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER, TED.

I DON’T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.

I HAVE A LIFE. I HAVE FEELINGS. I THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING AND TO BE HONEST I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO. WHAT’S IT ALL FOR. I’VE GOT KIDS. WHAT KIND OF A WORLD AM I GOING TO LEAVE BEHIND?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE EXPECTED TO BE HAPPY ALL THE DAMN TIME?

I’M A FUCKING ANIMAL, NOT A CONCEPT. YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO SHITS RAINBOWS, GO FIND TED.

JUST FEAR ME

LOVE ME

DO AS I SAY

AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE